It’s the weekend! But, is is an International weekend – bah! So we’ve compiled some lovely voluptuous rumours to cheer you up…
For people who prefer Rugby Football to Association Football, Steven Gerrard has sent his good luck wishes to the England rugby team ahead of today’s Rugby World Cup semi-final against France in Paris. (Daily Star)
Liverpool striker Fernando Torres has torn a muscle in his right leg whilst training with Spain, and could miss the Everton game, at least they have Kewell back(!) (The Guardian)
Sir Alex and pals are closing in on unsuspecting young scamp Stevan Jovetic, they are hoping that if they wave Â£7m in front of Partizan Belgrade’s faces they will grab at it like an angered tabby cat Manchester United are close to signing Partizan Belgrade star Stevan Jovetic for Â£7m.(The Sun).
Arsenal’s Cesc Fabregas could be fought over like a veritable piece of meat, Arsenal want to keep him but Barcelona have been awoken to the possibility of a smash and grab raid by Frabregas’ agent – who implied that an offer from the Catalans would definitely be considered. (Daily Express, The Guardian)
Chelsea defender Ricardo Carvalho has denied that he is angling for a move away from Chelsea, this probably means that he is angling for a move (The Sun)…
… Meanwhile, Chelsea manager Avram Grant, buoyed by the signing of anger management drop-out Henk ten Cate for his coaching staff is now looking to bring in a goalkeeping coach, top of his list is Rennes’ Christophe Lollichon. (The Sun).
Everton Charman Bill Kenwright says that he knows nothing about rumours linking a mystery South African businessman with the purchase of the Club. (Various)
Jens Lehmann says has confidently declared that he is the undoubted number 1 at Arsenal, whilst Manuel Almunia thinks he is top cat….No word on what Arsene thinks of this. (The Sun)
Former Everton mercenary extraordinaire Croatia coach Slaven Bilic will be an England fan on Wednesday, as an England victory over the Russians will (all going according to plan) ensure that Croatia qualify. We caution Mr Bilic against relying on England. A very risky tactic indeed. (The Guardian).
Celtic, desperate to keep hold of Japanese legend Shunsuke Nakamura, are going to offer the lad a contract for as long as he wants, yes that is how much they love him in the green half of Glaswgow. (Daily Record)
Sneaky Double-Agent Harry Redknapp is considering using the dossier of information he compiled whilst working as a
spy manager at Southampton. He’s considering nabbing winger Nathan Dyer and taking him to Portsmouth. (The Sun)
Peter Taylor wont even have time to give his wounds a decent lick after being sacked by Crystal Palace as Gillingham are after him. (The Sun)…
…Whilst Millwall are desperate to snap up Tranmere Rover’s Ronnie Moore as their manager. (Daily Mirror).
Out of favour Bolton midfielder Kevin Nolan wants to stay and fight for his place in the team instead of just running off somewhere else…SAM. (The Sun)
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