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England Manager Relies On Beckham. Why oh Why!?

Steve McClaren has clearly lost the plot. So obsessed is he with David Beckham that he has flown thousands of miles out to Los Angeles just to try and convince him to play for England (ever heard of a phone Steve). Upon landing it took David Beckham twelve nanoseconds to say a resounding “Yes!” to England at Wembley in the hope that it will exorcise the Hollywood nightmare that is playing for Los Galacticos de Los Angeles at the Home Depot Center, alongside such luminaries as Peter “Insert Rude Joke Here” Vagenas, Ante Jazic, and Edson Buddle.

The Times is reporting that Steve McClaren has pinned all his hopes on David Beckham ‘inspiring’ the squad to success.

He can do all the inspiring in the world, but if Russia do beat Israel, then there can be no doubt that Steve McClaren will be shown a door marked “Eff Off!”.

Beckham back, but will it be for one last goodbye?