Aston Villa’s on loan ‘keeper Scott Carson could make his move permanent after Rafa had a deep thought session and decided that the young keeper could bugger off and bugger off permanently, it’s thought that the small matter of 10 million quid helped convince Rafa, but it wasn’t until he consulted his new
imaginary friend confidante – Pako the Annoying Pseudo Beard and got the ok.
Although Arsene Wenger is believed to sniffing heartily around the 22-year old, the Daily Mail reckons that Villa are right at the front of the queue. Rafa confirmed this by saying: ‘They have first option to buy him.’
You’re a lucky lad Scott – you managed to escape year’s of sitting on the bench, picking your nose, and getting paid to do it.