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David Beckham’s Paymasters Crush His Manchester United, Arsenal, and Chelsea Dreams.

The LA Galaxy are keeping hold of David Beckham and he will never EVER be permitted to set foot in a Premier League club again – MWU-HA-HA-HA!
The Sun reports that David Beckham’s “hopes of making a return to the Premier League have been dashed by LA Galaxy.”
Many clubs have been having a sniff around the English superstar, thinking thoughts that they shouldn’t about whisking him off on loan but today LA Galaxy owner Tim Leiweke said:

“It will never happen, David is our property. For David to play in England in the off-season is not in his best interests or ours.”

Hang on a sec, ‘mate’ – who the hell do you think you are? He’s your property? We’ve never heard such tripe – David Beckham is as English as jellied eels, Reebok Classics, underage pregnancies, and Anne Widdecombe, and as such is a national treasure.

No word yet on whether the British government will be sending a delegation over to LA to reclaim OUR property.



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