Wannabe Arsenal Owner Denies Everything From Rape to Murder

The Guardian today reports that wannabe Arsenal big-cheese Uzbek-born billionaire Alisher Usmanov had what they describe as “a remarkable email exchange” with them, denying all the unfounded allegations that have dogged him since he registered an interest in Arsenal, allegations ranging from rape to murder, and the newspaper stresses that :

“The Guardian has seen no credible evidence that supports either allegation.”

The Guardian published the full transcript of the emails between themselves and the Uzbek millionaire and frankly, given the fact that Caught Offside towers is a veritable urine soaked foxes midden of garrulous untruths, we’d better shut it…