1. Matt Le Tissier
Le Tissier was perhaps one of the most illuminating footballers that the UK has ever produced, but for every nice of genius he possessed, he was just as lazy.
Frequently slow and unwilling to run, he did well to wrack up 161 goals in 443 appearances for the Saints (too lazy to leave?) but he would often make amends for his lack of mobility by pulling something absolutely magical out of the bag when the club needed it most.
Sadly, his minimalist efforts have often been cited as the reason for his astonishing lack of England caps (8) and towards the end of his career he did appear to be storing a spare tire around his gut in preparation for the winter.