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Chelsea pricing full-kit wankers out of business as new strip costs twice as much as Barca season-ticket

#SaveOurFullkitWankers!

When we first spotted a leaked version of the new Chelsea kit, we didn’t much like it.

Then, when we saw it officially launched and modelled by a couple of super-fit footballers, we changed our minds.

But now, we hate it again!

Why? Because we have discovered just how much the real thing will cost.

If a committed Chelsea full-kit wanker wants to keep their job, they will have to shell out £149.95 for the new shirt, shorts and socks, as worn by their heroes – that includes all the trimmings, such as printed name, number and Premier League logos.

That’s more than twice as much as the cheapest Barcelona season-ticket, which retails at £74.

Figures supplied by The Sun.

We think this is a disgrace. Full-kit wankers, although often ridiculed, must be protected.

Chelsea’s sky-high prices, if copied by their rivals, could see this lot become of thing of the past…

Tottenham full-kit wanker

Tottenham full-kit wanker

West Ham full-kit wanker

West Ham full-kit wanker

We cannot allow this to happen. As lovers of the beautiful game, we must act now to save the endangered full-kit wanker, before it’s too late!

SEE MORE: Full kit wankers: 19 CRINGEY photos of Arsenal, Chelsea, Man U & Liverpool fans LOVING replica gear

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