Everyone saw the Premiership matches they cared about, and it’s a rather lengthy process trudging through the match reports of every club that matters little to you – especially if you’re still carrying the stench of defeat.
So instead, after every round of matches here’s the chance for everyone to share the three things they learned from the weekend’s Premier League football. A sort of cheatsheet, only with more profanity. To see what folks learned last time, click here.
This week it could be that we finally seem to have a competitive league, that Martin Jol shouldn’t have killed that gypsy’s daughter, that no one wants to play Blackburn, that Roy Keane is back on track to taking the Best Boss Ever mantle from Martin O’Neill or that Rafa’s Rotation may need a break.
But what the hell do we know, leave your thoughts in the comments.
Here’s a list of the results as a refresher:
Manchester City 1-0 Aston Villa
Birmingham 1-0 Bolton
Chelsea 0-0 Blackburn
Everton 0-1 Manchester United
Portsmouth 0-0 Liverpool
Sunderland 2-1 Reading
Tottenham 1-3 Arsenal
West Ham 3-0 Middlesbrough
Wigan 1-1 Fulham