Everyone saw the Premiership matches they cared about, and itâ€™s a rather lengthy process trudging through the match reports of every club that matters little to you – especially if youâ€™re still carrying the stench of defeat.
So instead, after every round of matches hereâ€™s the chance for everyone to share the three things they learned from the weekendâ€™s Premier League football. A sort of cheatsheet, only with more profanity.
This week it could be that Anderson may not be a total waste of money after all this season, that Chelsea’s football really doesn’t look much more exciting without Jose Mourinho, that Elano is already a shoe-in for buy of the season, Tottenham really shouldn’t try to defend for 30 minutes straight away to a Top Four team, or that Harry Redknapp is quietly building a bit of good team down there in Portsmouth.
But what the hell do we know, leave your thoughts in the comments.
Hereâ€™s a list of the results as a refresher:
Arsenal 3-2 Sunderland
Blackburn 2-1 Birmingham
Bolton 0-1 Chelsea
Fulham 0-2 Portsmouth
Liverpool 2-2 Tottenham
Man City 3-1 Middlesbrough
Newcastle 3-2 Everton
Reading 1-0 Derby
Aston Villa 1-0 West Ham
Man Utd 4-0 Wigan