2. Steve McMahon Jr. (Perth Glory)
He was the man who begun the age-old Perth Glory tradition of signing washed-up hacks from England.
McMahon Jr. arrived in the A-League with an impressive CV, having spent time at English giants Blackpool and Kidderminster Harriers.
Put simply, he was God-awful.
It will come as no surprise that he was signed by his own Dad, former Liverpool and Manchester City midfielder Steve McMahon.