Back off ladies! Alan Pardew is married

Alan Pardew.

Every bloke wants to be him.

And every woman – including my Brighton-supporting auntie – wants to be under him.

Bad luck Auntie Jayne!

This manager is taken. The 54-year-old silver fox is married.

And not just to Crystal Palace.

Because Tina Pardew has already put a ring on it.

Sorry ladies!

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At least Big Sam is still single…

Only joking! He’s taken too.

Life’s a bitch, ain’t it!?

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