Former Chelsea midfielder Andre Schurrle was linked with a summer switch to Tottenham Hotspur earlier this month.
The 25-year-old is said to be unsettled at Wolfsburg, while his girlfriend – more on her here – is apparently also keen to get away from the German city.
Schurrle is a fine footballer. After all, he helped Germany win the 2014 World Cup. However, his latest Instagram post suggests that he is not a good match for Spurs.
Mauricio Pochettino’s side are the fittest in the Premier League.
Tottenham’s players are on the strictest of diets and are forced into frequent double-sessions.
Sorry Andre, there’s no room for cake-scoffing Chelsea rejects at White Hart Lane.