5) The Golden Teeth award: Nobody bites like the £75m Uruguayan, and he deserves to be recognised because of it.
Manuel Neuer Won the Golden Glove. Lionel Messi Won the Golden Ball. It’s Funny Luis Suarez Won The Golden Teeth.. pic.twitter.com/bGP7oUKa21
— 9JA Miley Cyrus (@Chopigbati) July 14, 2014
4) Bravest reporter:
ESPN reporter Jeremy Schaap carries in like nothing’s happening, despite being covered in Brazilian locusts.
Jeremy Schaap doesn’t stop reporting even when Amazonian bugs occupy his mic and shoulder. pic.twitter.com/tAuuN4FBo1
— Nick E. Icky (@nickyicky_) June 22, 2014
3)Pass of the tournament: The only thing that matched Daley Blind’s pass here was Robin van Persie’s finish. Jaw-dropping.
2) Most hilariously ineffectual heatmap:
This is Fred’s actual heat map from Brazil’s humiliation against Germany in the semi-finals.
In case you’re wondering why he did so much work in the centre of the park, that’s because he had to take seven re-starts.
Brazil’s Fred’s embarrassing heat map—Defined by the 7 restarts of the game. http://t.co/A2mRmr85pv by @adamjshergold pic.twitter.com/Uza2DCzMlr
— Brazil Character Lab (@scharlab) July 9, 2014
1) The person we’re most jealous of:
Mario Gotze is 22-years-old, he just scored the winner in the World Cup final, and this is his girlfriend.
Sigh.
I think Gotze has won at life … (That is Gotze’s girlfriend) #iwanttobeafootballstar pic.twitter.com/bdFm9PcLwi
— Anthony TOUMA (@ToumaMusic) July 14, 2014