CaughtOffside Alternative World Cup Awards, With Fred, Luis Suarez, Ronaldo & More!

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5) The Golden Teeth award: Nobody bites like the £75m Uruguayan, and he deserves to be recognised because of it.


4) Bravest reporter:

ESPN reporter Jeremy Schaap carries in like nothing’s happening, despite being covered in Brazilian locusts.

3)Pass of the tournament: The only thing that matched Daley Blind’s pass here was Robin van Persie’s finish. Jaw-dropping.


2) Most hilariously ineffectual heatmap:

This is Fred’s actual heat map from Brazil’s humiliation against Germany in the semi-finals.

In case you’re wondering why he did so much work in the centre of the park, that’s because he had to take seven re-starts.


1) The person we’re most jealous of:

Mario Gotze is 22-years-old, he just scored the winner in the World Cup final, and this is his girlfriend.



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