3) Edinson Cavani (Paris Saint Germain)
A straight swap for Falcao, and a player without the Colombian’s worrying history of injuries. Cavani has spoken many times of his growing frustration at PSG, where he regularly plays second fiddle to Zlatan Ibrahimovic. However, despite his lack of game time his scoring record is still impressive, with seven goals so far this season. The Uruguayan also has all the capabilities to make him a top Premier League striker – with pace and strength, strong in the air, and a good finisher.