Igors Stepanovs
This was a particularly bad one by Arsene; Igors Stepanovs—so good they named him twi…oh no, wait.
The Latvian was procured from Skonto Riga in 2000, ostensibly as cover for Tony Adams, who was injured.
To be honest, you’d rather take a crocked Adams over his would-be replacement, a fact Stepanovs proved during a chastening 6-1 defeat to Manchester United.