The best tweets in reaction to Manchester City’s PR fail.
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Good on Manchester City, they do like to keep in touch with their fans even though they’ve got enough money and power to completely disregard them.
One of the ways they thought to keep the fans in the loop is with a Twitter Q&A with star winger Jesus Navas.
However, whoever came up with the brilliant #AskJesus hashtag unwittingly unleashed Twitter’s finest keyboard comedians to run amok and leave the club to sift through the jokes to find the serious enquiries.
Below is a selection of the finest and funniest questions posed to the Manchester City star.
What are you like on crosses?
#ASKJESUS
— Unredacted Blue (@quagmireisablue) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus
Who is your favourite fictional character, someone like Harry Potter, or your Dad?
— SadFaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter) July 28, 2014
LMAOO "@YayaToure_ : You fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fish, so why couldn't you be arsed to get me a cake on my birthday? #AskJesus"
— Nuwaha..17™ (@Nuwaha17) July 28, 2014
Would you describe your early family life as stable? #AskJesus
— Ed O'Meara (@edfomeara) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus Did you ever regret turning your back on carpentry as a career?
— Richard Woodward (@derbeian) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus Is it annoying that – despite the fact you made 48 appearances last season – Richard Dawkins still doesn't believe you exist?
— Aidan JR (@mcandidate) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus did Moses really part the Red sea? Because he struggled to part his arse from the #LFC bench last season.
— JFT96 (@Gaucho364) July 28, 2014
#AskJesus if you can convert water into wine, can you convert Soldaldo into a striker?
— Tottenham Hotspur (@Spurs0fficial) July 28, 2014
Did you prefer City over Chelsea because their owner's a Roman? #askjesus
— El Scouse (@elscouse) July 28, 2014
#ASKJESUS when you were alive, did you feel Jewish neuroticism or catholic guilt? Did this change post resurrection?
— Amitai Winehouse (@awinehouse1) July 28, 2014