Mourinho planning to kill Chelsea on return

The loveable Jose Mourinho appears to be returning to a football club near you next season, life just hasn’t been the same without his arrogant, obnoxious comments poisoning all that is good about football. It still remains uncertain as to where the Portuguese gentleman will wind up, although the BBC reports that he’s keen to give Chelsea a good tonking when they come face-to-face for the first time.

“If I play them in the Champions League, I want to go there and kill them – that’s my message,” he said.

He then slightly contradicts himself by claiming that he doesn’t have a bad word to say about the Blues; why bother using such venomous words then you idiot? Here is a man who simply loves to have a forum so that he can shoot off a round of quotes much as a cowboy firing bullets in a western. What a charmless, despicable human being.

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