8) Lucky girl
When Zlatan was asked what he had bought his partner for her birthday, he responded, “Nothing, she already has Zlatan.”
7) Guardio-who?
During his time at Barcelona Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s relationship with then boss Pep Guardiola was notoriously poor. His opinion of the Spaniard was summed up perfectly in a line from his autobiography.
“Then Guardiola started his philosopher thing. I was barely listening. Why would I? It was advanced bull**** about blood, sweat, and tears, that kind of stuff.”