Pablo Garcia
The Uruguayan hardman had the long hair and intense features that one might expect from a Galactico, but sadly he was anything but. Unable to replace Claude Makelele, he lacked the finesse and the panache to make it at Real.
Alexander Hleb
Another player who swapped Arsenal for glory at Barcelona, only to flop completely, Hleb shone in the Premier League—albeit inconsistently—but was a disaster in Catalonia.