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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Middlesbrough reckon that they can tie up Downing with another contract, are they in dreamland?!
Middlesbrough winger Stewart Downing still hasn’t signed a contract extension with the Riverside club. Downing’s agent Ian Elliott reckons that he’ll see...
Cesc pledges himself to Arsenal and turns his nose up at Barca.
Bastions of truth, honour, and journalistic integrity The Sun, are today breathlessly reporting details of the whopper of a contract that Arsenal...
Ronaldo crippled again, could this be the end?
AC Milan striker Ronaldo came on as a substitute yesterday against Livorno and within the space of three minutes was lying in...
The greatest moment of Micah Richards’ career? Beating Man Utd!
Micah Richard’s today revealed to the Sun that beating Man Utd last Sunday was the greatest moment of his career so far...
Thursday’s Transfer Rumours
Barcelona striker Samuel Eto’o has added to the garrulous Nou Camp gossip layer cake that Didier Drogba will no doubt leap out...
Bolton will batter Atletico with some English elbows and Anglo-Saxon grit!
Bolton’s Ivan Campo, formerly of that little known club Real Madrid, has warned his opponents at the Reebok stadium tonight – Atletico...
Rafa wants to sue the bejesus out of the News of the World
Tony Barrett of the Liverpool Echo reports that Liverpool gaffer Rafa Benitez is limbering up to sue the living daylights out of...
Should Woogate be ranting about his old club like this?
The Daily Mail reports that Jonathan Woodgate joined Spurs because he can see that they are going places, White Hart Lane is...
Agbonlahor out, Defoe in – will Jermain impress Capello?
Aston Villa’s 21-year-old striker Gabby Agbonlahor won’t be able to play any part in England’s friendly this week after he suffered a...
Farcical Benjani mess continues for Man City and Portsmouth
The farce that is Benjani’s transfer from Portsmouth to Man City continues; firstly there were doubts that the requisite forms had been...
Sunday’s Transfer Rumour Frenzy! Part Two
The second part of our transfer roundup from the dingy world of the gutter press… Deco has been told by the Barcelona...
Sunday’s Transfer Rumour Frenzy! Part One
The transfer window may have slapped shut but the rumours still slither out… Manchester United are contemplating on a £15 million bid...