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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Man City don’t want him anymore – Benjani transfer in a messy limbo!
The Daily Mail reports that the Benjani situation has just got even more confusing after Man City pulled out because a medical...
Post-Transfer Deadline Rumours
Middlesbrough might have to shell out an extra £2m in compensation to AZ Alkmaar, as the polygamist Brazilian actually signed contracts with...
‘Boro’s chase of polygamist Alves has a sting in the tail
It looks like Middlesbrough’s drawn out and complicated chase for Heerenveen’s Brazilian striker Afonso Alves has one more twist in it, with...
Gerrard – England captain or crap-tain?
The Sun today brings us news of the latest poor lad dragooned into captaining the England side, journo Shaun Custis writes: “Steven...
Defoe transfer sanctioned to avoid Sol Campbell situation
The Daily Mail reveals that they sold Jermain Defoe to Portsmouth because they were afraid that they might have to face a...
Arsene tried to sign Ronaldo before Fergie!
It can’t come as much of a surprise that Arsene Wenger, a man who despatches hordes of scouts to scour the continent...
Transfer Rumours & Deadline Hysteria!
Picking through the wreckage of the late late transfer window dealings…. Kevin Keegan played the role of ‘Transfer Scrooge’ this deadline day…...
Everton captain: All the pressure is on Liverpool
The Daily Mail reports that Everton captain Phil Neville, whilst conceding that the battle for fourth place will be as tight as...
Beckham paying the price for playing for a craptastic team in a rotten league?
The Times is reporting that although Fabio Capello has left David Beckham out of the England squad, he still has a chance...
Middlesbrough bag Brazilian, but will their form improve?
Middlesbrough finally bagged Brazilian Afonso Alves from Heerenveen for the princely sum of £12million on a four and a half year contract....
Two out, one in for Everton – a good deadline day?
Despite Everton manager David Moyes’ declarations that he didn’t expect to have a busy transfer deadline day, the Toffees actually had quite...
Transfer Rumours!
Tottenham boss Juande Ramos is trying to slide under the closing transfer window with Sevilla winger Diego Capel. (Mirror) Arsenal striker Theo...