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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Ronaldo’s Free Kick – the best ever in the Premier League?
Sir Alex Ferguson yesterday claimed that Ronaldo’s excellent free kick goal in United’s 2-0 win over Portsmouth, was the best ever in...
Everton FC
Deluded Rafa? He still claims they’ll finish fourth!
Despite suffering a kick in the teeth with all the trimmings and succumbing to a last minute defeat at the hands of...
Liverpool FC West Ham FC
Fan Power! Red revolution at Liverpool!
The BBC reckons that a group of Liverpool fans are formulating plans to wrest control of the club from the greasy paws...
Liverpool FC
Roma to hijack ‘Boro Alves bid?
Football365 reports that Roma are ready to leap ahead of hapless Middlesbrough a whisk Heerenveen striker Afonso Alves from under ‘Boro’s noses....
Middlesbrough FC
Does wandering mistrel Beckham dropped from England squad?
The Times’ potent blunderbuss of twin journo’s; Martin Samuel and Oliver Kay, reckon that David Beckham might not be receiving his 100th...
Theo Walcott – Good enough for Arsenal?
The Sun reckons that Arsenal supremo Arsene Wenger has had a change of heart over Theo Walcott and allowing him to go...
Wednesday’s Transfer Rumours: Part 2!
The second swig from Caught Offside’s potent daily transfer pint… Chelsea’s powerhouse Ivorian striker Didier Drogba has admitted that he would love...
Tottenham FC Chelsea FC
Chelsea aim to shore up defence with new signing
After bagging striker Nic Anelka, Chelsea have strenghtened their squad at the back too with the signing of Lokomotiv Moscow’s centerback Branislav...
Chelsea FC
Chelsea star set to leave for Spain
The Sun reports that Didier Drogba would like to link up with Barcelona’s Samuel Eto’o and has his heart set on a...
Chelsea FC
Deschamps in pole position for Toon job…Anyone rate him?
The Sun reckons that water carrying Frenchman Didier Deschamps is in pole position for the Newcastle United job. Top Sun journo Ian...
Newcastle United FC
Wednesday’s Transfer Rumours…
The first swig of a two-part heady brew of midweek transfer rumours… Everton and Portsmouth are both after Chelsea midfielder Steve Sidwell...
Chelsea FC Manchester City
Meddling West Ham boss noses around Toon affairs
Meddling West Ham boss Alan Curbishley is sticking his oar in where it is most definitely not welcome. Curbs thinks that Shearer...
West Ham FC Newcastle United FC