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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Arsenal star to be snapped up by ‘Arry Redknapp
The Guardian reports that Arsenal’s moany French midfielder Lassana Diarra will today complete his move to Portsmouth. Diarra was reportedly keen to...
Capello to be investigated by the tax man
The BBC reports that new England gaffer Fabio Capello, who has only just lowered himself into the England easy-chair, is to be...
Chelsea and Eto’o in secret meeting admission
Barcelona and Cameroon striker and all round footballing superstar Samiel Eto’o has today let the cat out of the bag and admitted...
Everton star set to leave for Brum…Good riddance?
James McFadden is set to team up with former Scotland gaffer Alex McLeish at Birmingham City reports the Guardian, Stuart James writes:...
Con Air: Toon’s Loonmaster General takes a private jet to training!
The Guardian reports that Newcastle’s “Nutter to end all Nutters” Joey “Misunderstood” Barton is being treated by his therapist Peter Kay (no,...
Rafa to sue the Americans!? Surely a new low for Liverpool…
The Daily Telegraph reckons that Rafa Benitez was so gobsmacked by Tom Hicks’ admission that he had sounded out Jurgen Klinsmann, that...
Transfer Rumours: Part 2
The second slice of steaming transfer scheming… Despite Manchester United’s firm denial that they will be bringing anyone in over the January...
Luton boss attacks Liverpool owner for having the ‘morals of an alley cat’.
The Sun reports that Luton boss Kevin Blackwell has fired a shot at Liverpool co-owner Tom Hicks. Blackwell is disgusted by the...
Sir Alex in mouth frothing rage over BBC comments
The Sun reports that Sir Alex Ferguson is in a mouth frothing rage over comments by BBC commentator Jonathan Pearce during his...
Even Ian Rush thinks Liverpool are a shambles
Liverpool’s legendary striker Ian Rush has told the Sun that he thinks that Rafa’s American paymasters George Gillett and Tom Hicks have...
Transfer Rumours: Part 1
A host of January transfer high jinks… Everton’s David Moyes has finally had enough of Alex McLeish’s farting around with miniscule £2...
Anelka wanted to sign for Arsenal!
The Times today reports on Arsenal boss Arsène Wenger who reckons that Nic Anelka would have preferred to be playing for Arsenal...