Robbie Keane fined £120,000 for being a petulant brat.

Spurs striker Robbie Keane is facing a metaphorical smack on the arse for his moany theatrics when he was substituted in Tottenham’s 2-1 defeat at the Eastlands.

The Irish striker (who, in a random side note has teeth so shiny and white that he looks like he has put a coat of Dulux on them) ripped off his captains armband, expelled a flurry of obscenities from his outraged bonce, and flounced off the pitch and “throwing his tracksuit top to the ground” in front of a disgusted Juande Ramos who would pull a similar face if a puppy crapped on his shoes.

All in all, Keane made for of a fuss over being substituted that Eduardo did when his leg was shattered in two. The Sun reports that Keane “faces a £120,000 fine from Spurs boss Juande Ramos”, which although necessary to show Keane that his stroppy adolescent act is as irritating as piles, won’t really affect the Irishman too much.

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