The 10 Funniest Football Chants Of The Past Decade, With Liverpool’s Luis Suarez & Chelsea Defender John Terry Mocked

4) “He’s fast, he’s red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane” – Liverpool supporters on their Irish striker. 

3) “You should have stayed on the telly” – Alan Shearer, encouraged to start punditry again after his time as Newcastle boss went horribly wrong.