The World Cup is as brilliant as it is predictable!
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We can pretty much guarantee that all ten of these things will happen at the World Cup this summer.
10) South American cameraman repeatedly cuts to attractive female supporter, who sees her face on the big screen and becomes immediately less attractive in her excitement.
9) A commentator claims before every Costa Rica, Iran or Algeria match that the minnows will be, ‘determined to prove they’re not just here to make up the numbers’.