Three Word Assessment Of Each Member Of Liverpool’s Squad, With Suarez ‘Bit Too Bitey’

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How else would you describe Luis Suarez…?

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Three word assessments of the Liverpool squad from a fan’s perspective…

Pepe Reina – Dodgy Spanish keeper.

Simon Mignolet – Must do better.

Brad Jones – Robbing a living.

Jon Flanagan – Cletus Simpsons Lookalike.

Martin Kelly – Martin, what happened?

Glen Johnson – Learn to defend.

Kolo Toure – Gaff loving freebie.

Mamadou Sakho – No more mistakes.


Daniel Agger – Time to sell.

Jose Enrique – Constantly, permanently injured.

Steven Gerrard – Brilliant but slippery.

Lucas – Immobile but reliable.

Emre Can – Schweinsteiger’s heir apparent.

Jordan Henderson – Footballing Duracell bunny.

Joe Allen – Small and friendly.

Coutinho – Brilliant little Brazilian.

Raheem Sterling – Potentially world-class.

Iago Aspas – Dear oh dear.

Luis Suarez – Bit too bitey

Daniel Sturridge – Scores and Dances!

Rickie Lambert – Keep rubbing eyes…


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