3. Joey Barton
There is a brain in there somewhere, but it’s a shame he couldn’t engage it when he was younger instead of stubbing cigars out in the eyes of youth team players or attacking teammates on the training pitch. After emerging from prison he hired disgraced PR guru Max Clifford to overhaul into a Smiths-listening-Nitchze-quoting moral outlaw polluting Twitter with his confused rants about whatever happens to be in the news at the time. Got himself into trouble for calling Thiago Silva a ladyboy, but followed that up for speaking out for gay rights in football. So there is either an intelligent man who plays by his own rules, or an idiot that can’t keep up with his own outbursts.