RETAKE! Spurs celebrate Stoke stuffing with dressing-room selfie that Ronaldo would definitely reject

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Tottenham Hotspur celebrated Monday night’s stunning 4-0 win at Stoke City in true Arsenal style…

With a dressing-room selfie.

Although Arsenal are still the kings of the DRS, these post-game pictures have become a global phenomenon.

Cristiano Ronaldo went viral earlier this season when he decided to pose in his pants and tense every muscle in his body for a Real Madrid selfie.

Eric Dier and Erik Lamela were the only Spurs stars who dared to go topless at Stoke.

And sadly neither came close to challenging Ronny in the hench stakes.

There is no doubt that if Ronaldo looked like Dier or Lamela in one of Real’s team photos he would order a retake.

But the Tottenham duo’s lack of body perfection is not the only thing that is wrong with this image.

For a start, the lighting is horrible – look at those shiny faces – and, to make matters worse, Harry Kane has sandals on those magical feet of his!


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