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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Could this Tottenham striker match Cantona’s brilliance at Manchester United? This ex-Arsenal player thinks so!
Only The Sun could bring us an ex-Arsenal legend sticking his oar in over the Berbatov to Man Utd saga, claiming that...
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Manchester City boss looks to plunder two West Ham players…
Word on the street is that Man City boss Mark Hughes is looking to raid West Ham for two former Blackburn Rovers...
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Manchester City in £22m superstar bid: Can Hughes really get his man?
It’s an audacious offer for a former world player of the year, but can Manchester City really bring this Brazilian to Eastlands...
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Yet more dead wood heads out of Tottenham as defender talks to Hull…
Looks like peripheral defender Ricardo Rocha is heading out of White Hart Lane and into the open arms of Premier League newcomers...
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Time to rejoice? Chelsea’s biggest waster could be on his way to Italy…
Andrei Shevchenko, for so long as useful to Chelsea as a master Swiss chocolatier in a teapot factory, could finally be on...
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Yet more clues as to where Everton’s striker will end up..
For a week or so, the press has been telling us that Andy Johnson’s family are happily settled in the North West....
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Will Spurs lose Keane and Berbatov?
The Sun reports that the Lord of the Ferg has finally played his hand, and let rip with a whopping bid for...
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Inter’s Mourinho + Chelsea’s Lampard = Rekindled footballing love affair?
**Completely imaginary phone conversation…** “I love you” “I love you more Frank” “Look, I’ve got to go now, we’ve got a training...
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Tottenham snap up yet another attacking talent
The Daily Mail is reporting that Spurs have beaten Benfica to the signature of Espanyol striker Luis Garcia. Admittedly, taking what the...
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Manchester United star agrees with mentalist football Svengali, I wonder why!?!?
The sickly sweet 2-man mutual appreciation society that consists of Cristiano Ronaldo and football bigwig Sepp Blatter continues to grow stronger by...
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Who is going to fill the Queiroz-sized hole at Manchester United? Here’s the shortlist….
The Times today has come out with a reasonable guestimate as to the names bouncing around inside the Lord of the Ferg’s...
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Benitez drools over Robbie Keane – what would Spurs fans say to the Liverpool boss..in SIX words?!?
Liverpool gaffer Rafa B has taken to openly declaring his love for players these days, and – like an amorous drunk leering...
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