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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Chelsea boss is looking to grab two 24-carat superstars…and spend £50million!
It looks like the metronomic efficiency and robotic play of the Mourinho and Grant-sculpted Chelsea is going to be a thing of...
Chelsea FC
Manchester City and Aston Villa to slug it out for Blackburn’s Yank goalie…
The tough-as-nails bruiser of this summer’s transfer season is undoubtedly Martin O’Neill. Behind the soft geek chic exterior lies a ruthlessly tough...
Manchester City Aston Villa FC
Switzerland’s answer to David Beckham turns his nose up at West Ham move…
The Sun reports that Valon Behrami has rejected a move to West Ham. The player is dubbed as Switzerland’s David Beckham, not...
West Ham FC
Dastardly Lord of the Ferg is attacked for his shoddy treatment of Manchester United star…
S’Alex Ferguson has been given a rollocking for throwing a chain around Cristiano Ronaldo’s neck and turning him into a footballing dancing...
Manchester United FC
Are Everton skint?…
The Guardian reports (with fan sites like ToffeeWeb frothing in shock and disgust) that Everton may well have exchanged their entire future...
Everton FC
Goalkeeper in Tottenham rejection shocker…
At times it seems as if Juande Ramos is attempting to amass an army rather than a squad of footballers, such is...
Tottenham FC
Manchester City bid for Chelsea clodhopper
Eastlands boss Mark Hughes is launching a move of earth-shaking consequences. According to the Guardian, the Welshman wants to partner Chelsea defender...
Chelsea FC Manchester City
Definitive proof that Man Utd star is heading to Real Madrid
The Sun today gives us proof that Cristiano Ronaldo and his slimy afterbirth hairdo are heading to Real Madrid ....
Manchester United FC
Everton may offload AJ, but eyes Argentine replacement…
Word on the street is that Davie Moyes is starting to warm ever so slightly to the idea of letting Andy Johnson...
Everton FC Stoke City FC
Will Blackburn swap Tottenham’s dross for their star player? This would be a huge transfer coup!
The Guardian reports that Tottenham’s gaffer Juande Ramos wants to try his hand at some Premier League alchemy. He’s looking to swap...
Tottenham FC
Newcastle United plot £12m double transfer swoop
The Independent reports that Kevin Keegan is ready to nab two young players in his bid to revitalise the Toon Army ....
West Ham FC Newcastle United FC
Was selling Crouch to Portsmouth a good move by the Liverpool boss?
Lankster Peter Crouch completed his move to Portsmouth last night, thus giving Rafa B a little more money to play with in...
Liverpool FC