Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Is Arsenal’s Alex Hleb a Tottenham fan?

The Sun reports that Alex Hleb has delivered yet another volley of abuse at Arsenal, the Belorussian seems to have a huge...

Jul 8 2008, 13:01

Arsenal FC

Everton’s Moyes rolls out his annual bid for a Manchester United fringe player

Everton boss David Moyes is set to once again fall back on his tried and tested transfer tactic, bidding for a Man...

Jul 8 2008, 11:31

Manchester United FC Everton FC

Everton to step out of the transfer shadows and bid for Tottenham winger

This is a rumour that has been simmering for a while, and with Davie Moyes back from his holidays the press pack...

Jul 7 2008, 17:57

Tottenham FC Everton FC

Will Aston Villa be gazumped by Newcastle in hunt for Chelsea star?

Sky Sports News has unmasked the “mystery club” that is ready to queue-jump and bag Chelsea’s Steve Sidwell from under the nose...

Jul 7 2008, 17:04

Chelsea FC Aston Villa FC

Droggers to bugger off, will any Chelsea fans miss him?

The Sun’s banshee transfer wail can be heard all over the Scepter’d Isle; apparently Big Phil Scolari has given the green light...

Jul 3 2008, 17:17

Chelsea FC

Spaniard breaks a lot of hearts and declares he doesn’t want to move…

Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham, Manchester United, my Uncle Bob, your Aunt Fanny, Old Bromleynians Football Club, a Ptarmigan named Percy, and a...

Jul 3 2008, 16:37

Liverpool FC Tottenham FC

Has Mark Hughes got it in him to resurrect Ronaldinho’s career at Man City?

The Independent reports that new Man City boss Mark Hughes reckons that he can get Ronaldinho’s mind away from bars and women...

Jul 3 2008, 16:26

Manchester City

Anyone think that Birmingham City can hold on to McFadden?

The Daily Telegraph reckons that Birmingham City are “set to lose James McFadden” and we’d have to concur ....

Jul 3 2008, 16:09

Birmingham FC

Everton boss to raid Manchester United for midfielder?

The Daily Mail, an exuberant – if unreliable – transfer barometer, reckons that David Moyes is set to try his luck at...