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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Tottenham’s svelte former fattie won’t be signing for Everton; anyone disappointed?
Sky Sports reports that Tom Huddlestone will stay at White Hart Lane after all ....
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Coffee Splutter Rumour Alert!!! Keane to ditch Spurs and jump into bed with Liverpool!
Yesterday when the word spread around the CaughtOffside favela that Rafa B wanted to offer up Peter Crouch and some loose change...
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Do Newcastle really want money for someone who isn’t even contracted to them?
First came the bombshell that Newcastle United’s flash-Harry contingent will have to pay for their own sartorial needs, now Newcastle are asking...
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Chelsea’s revolving door: Does Deco’s entrance mean Lampard will exit?
The Telegraph reports that Chelsea’s Big Phil Scolari has got his Brazilian (yes, he’s a Samba boy really) chum Deco to join...
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Ramos has a hefty bid for Spaniard rejected…Will he take no for an answer?
The Times reckons that Spurs boss Juande Ramos has been thwarted in a bid for what would have been his billionth signing...
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Rafa B makes an audacious lunge for Tottenham star, would this be a good move for the striker?
Liverpool gaffer Rafa Benitez is set to make an audacious bid for a White Hart Lane striker, but it is contingent on...
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Bolton’s Megson is pure charisma…
The Sun today revealed the secret of Gary Megson’s success in the transfer market; he is the acme of charisma, a man...
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Liverpool boss Benitez switches to new £10million winger target
Now that he has successfully severed ties with footballing leech Hara-Kiri Kewell, Liverpool gaffer Rafa B is apparently after someone to fill...
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Bentley still eager to jump the Blackburn ship despite Ince’s pleadings, and little interest from the Big 4…
One of Paul Ince’s first aims as Blackburn boss was to try and stop David Bentley and Roque Santa Cruz from leaving,...
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Manchester City set to rid themselves of one man Greek tragedy, will anyone miss him?
It looks like one of Mark Hughes’ first acts as Man City manager will be to rubber stamp the exit of this...
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Why do so many clubs rate Everton’s Andy Johnson?
Once upon a time, Andy Johnson was the 17th President of the United States. As we all know, he jacked that in...
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Sunderland boss looks to washed up Championship goon as Kenwyne replacement…
Sunderland boss Roy Keane is looking towards the Championship for a Kenwyne Jones replacement but is this really the man for the...
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