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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Ooops! Ince enters as Blackburn boss but it looks like the money is drying up!
The Guardian reports that although Blackburn Rovers have bagged themselves an up-and-coming manager, they have lost the financial support of the Jack...
Fulham line up a swap with Middlesbrough, but who is getting the better deal?
The Times reports that Fulham are after a pretty tasty swap deal with Middlesbrough ....
Are Everton fans ready to say goodbye to AJ?
Everybody’s favourite tabloid The Sun reckons that Everton will start off their summer transfer shenanigans by getting rid of one of their...
Andrei Arshavin: perfect for Manchester City but too good for Everton?
The jewel in Russia’s crown made his Euro 2008 debut against Sweden after missing the first two games due to suspension. Arshavin...
Arsenal pair head for £43m exit: Wenger can re-invest the cash wisely
It appears that two protracted departures at the Emirates are about to be completed very soon indeed…....
Liverpool wave adios to flame-haired Norwegian – good riddance?
News is coming in that Liverpool’s bucket of own-goal sludge will soon be mopped up by Juventus ....
Newcastle’s Michael Owen – worth £100,000 a week?
Now we know why there has been a tightening of the purse strings at everyone’s second club Newcastle United…...
Who is the bigger Euro 2008 fool, Domenech or Löw?
In footballing terms, one is a big loser, and one is an even bigger loser – but, far more importantly – who...
Ex-Arsenal player to cheer up Aston Villa fans as Barry looks to leave for Liverpool.
The latest word on the street is that Aston Villa are going to dig their heels in over Gareth Barry, but if...
Everton to lose £8m star player and get a mouthy £15m Arsenal reject instead?
Squeeze past the Daily Mail’s usual stories – that the UK is about to flood/sink under the weight of immigrants / kill...
Just how did Steve McClaren wriggle into pole position for the Blackburn job?
This season has not been kind to Steve McClaren, he torched England’s European Championship campaign, cringed at various times beneath a brolly...
Which is the most tedious transfer rumour; Ronaldo to Real, Lampard to Inter, or Barry to Liverpool?
The silly season isn’t even in full flow yet, and already we have been assaulted with a trio of transfer rumours that...