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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Arsenal’s defence will stay as is, but should Wenger be looking to add?
The Sun reports that Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger isn’t looking to sign any defensive personnel during the summer months, with the Frenchman...
This Everton target would be a barnstorming midfield presence!
This rumour has been swirling for a while, but with David Moyes looking to strengthen his very shallow midfield options, he’ll have...
Chelsea ‘keeper has the perfect excuse for his craptastic gaffe
When it comes to steaming tripe, the footballing press and internet rumour-mongers are the usual culprits. However, this time it is the...
Chelsea will be doing Barca a favour if they buy these two layabouts!
With Portugal star Deco (Art to his mates) set to sign for Chelsea at the end of the European Championships, the Barca...
How would Blackburn fans feel if Man City boss came back to nab Christopher Samba?!
Mark Hughes has only been in the Man City job for days and he is already pining for Blackburn Rovers’ centre half...
Is Chelsea’s Lampard really worth £150,000 a week?
The Telegraph reports that Big Phil, clearly a member of the Frank Lampard fan club, wants to offer the England midfielder a...
Now Adebayor wants to stay at Arsenal!
After feverish speculation that Arsenal’s goalmeister Emmanuel Adebayor was ready to leap like a salmon into the arms of AC Milan, it...
Liverpool, Bayern Munich and Milan tell Chelsea to do one…
It looks like money doesn’t always get you what you want; a host of European clubs have raised their drawbridges in anticipation...
Sunderland boss Keane – from Glass Chewing Nutter to Prissy Cleaning Lady
It wasn’t too long ago that Roy Keane was sitting atop a pyramid of skulls, beating his chest and letting out a...
Sorry Arsenal, looks like Chelsea are going to snap up David Villa
…And when they’re done, they’ll throw some money Barca’s way and bag Deco too, and they might nab Kaka as well ....
Scolari ready to bring his first 20 million star to Chelsea
The Sun reckon that Chelsea could get their hands on Man City target Ronaldinho this summer, as the Stamford Bridge club plan...