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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Will Arsenal miss Adebayor as much as Flamini?
The Telegraph reports that Arsenal’s Togo international is set to politely ask the Arsenal suits if they would mind awfully if he...
Arsenal FC
Arsenal midfielder likes the look of Villa, but can Arsenal afford him?
Arsenal’s midfield matador Cesc Fabregas reckons that David Villa isn’t a bad little player, cooing: “I would love to have him in...
Manchester United FC Arsenal FC
Blackburn’s hunt for a manager looks to be a two horse race; Ince or Allardyce?
Who would be the better choice for the Blackburn job ? Now that Alan Shearer has politely excused himself and eased back...
Newcastle United FC
Just which Portuguese star are Everton after!?
The press are chattering about it, the “blogiverse” is rumbling with the eggy stench of transfer rumours, and every Everton site worth...
Everton FC
Is farting around as a BBC pundit really preferable to managing Blackburn Rovers?
Following in the hallowed footsteps of Andy Gray, who turned down the Everton job, Alan Shearer declared on the BBC yesterday that...
Newcastle United FC
Barcelona star turns his nose up at Tottenham and their tepid mid-table mediocrity…
Barca striker Samuel Eto’o doesn’t beat about the bush, and yesterday he was as frank as a Catchphrase contestant after being injected...
Tottenham FC
Ramsey chooses Arsenal over Man Utd: Arsene 1-0 Sir Alex
Cardiff wonderkid Aaron Ramsey, rather frothily described by the Independent as “the outstanding talent of his generation” has opted to sign for...
Manchester United FC Arsenal FC
Who do Blackburn fans want to manage their club?
Blackburn Rovers are obviously spreading their net wide in their quest for a new manager. Candidates throwing their hat into the ring...
Blackburn FC
Liverpool fans; what do you think of Tom Hicks and his “travel expenses”?
The Daily Telegraph has had a good rummage through Liverpool’s annual accounts and noticed something rather strange. Liverpool’s co-owner Tom Hicks has...
Liverpool FC
Yet more proof that Allardyce was an utterly craptastic Newcastle manager…
They say that if you gave a million monkeys a million typewriters and had them bashing away for a million years, you...
Newcastle United FC
Rafa will have money to spend, DESPITE his American paymasters putting Liverpool in the hole…
The Guardian’s Merseyside guru Andy Hunter reports that despite Anfield comedy duo George Gillett and Tom Hicks recording a £33m loss for...
Liverpool FC
Man City better sign their Brazilian soon!
With Manchester City slowing things down just a tad in their pursuit of CSKA’s Brazilian Jo, AC Milan and a mysterious unnamed...
Manchester City