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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Chelsea and Inter Milan squabble over Barcelona superstar….
Looks like Chelsea will be operating a transfer merry-go-round this summer, with Didier Drogba being shown a door marked “bugger off” and...
Blackburn fans: would you like Alan Shearer to manage your club?
Former Rovers hero and current tepid pundit Alan Shearer is edging closer to the Ewood Park hotseat and, according to Blackburn stalwart...
Real Madrid give up on signing Man Utd star, now it’s Barcelona’s turn!
Either Real Madrid have decided to opt for the reverse psychology route in their pursuit of Ronaldo, hoping that declarations that they...
Ince to step into Mark Hughes’ shoes at Blackburn Rovers – a good appointment?
The Times reckons that MK Dons magic-worker Paul Ince is on Blackburn Rovers’ shortlist of potential managers. With Mark Hughes doing a...
Newcastle look to offload defender in exchange for a striker – a wise move?
He’s half an inch taller than lankmeister Peter Crouch, and he’s a striker – Kevin Keegan’s favourite position – and he could...
Would Ronaldinho be a success at Man City?
In a story normally reserved for the usual tabloid purveyors of transfer tripe and doggerel, The Times is reporting that Thaksin Shinawatra...
Should West Brom’s Zoltan Gera stay, or move to Middlesbrough or Everton?
Baggies midfielder Zoltan Gera, who is being wooed by both Everton and Middlesbrough, has been offered a fabulously decadent contract by his...
Clarke to Goodison? Everton to pick up Chelsea’s useful assistant coach
Reports today suggest that David Moyes has set his sights on Chelsea’s Steve Clarke for the vacant assistant manager role at Goodison....
Everton bid £5m for Cardiff prodigy…
Looks like Everton have thrown their hat into the ring in the chase for Cardiff “wunderkind” Aaron Ramsey. Moyes clearly fancies taking...
Man Utd sweat on Ronaldo – will he do a runner to Real Madrid?
All the Cristiano Ronaldo speculation looks like it is going to end in the next few days as the man claims that...
Mourinho to head back to Chelsea to nab a player or two…
Former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has finally got himself a job and, as he eases himself into the Inter Milan hotseat, alarm...
Everton chase former reject – he’s now worth £8m!
According to the Daily Mail, Everton are set to make a bid for Man City midfielder Michael “The New Stevie G” Johnson,...