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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Bostock balls-up; is the stepfather to blame for a Crystal Palace-Spurs feud?…
As tactless acts go, sending over a letter to ‘request a price’ for Crystal Palace’s midfield superstar John Bostock takes some beating;...
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Cristiano Ronaldo is set to leap into Real Madrid’s arms…
…According to The Guardian – a pretty reliable source – who themselves quote Marca – a truly grubby source – and their...
Manchester United FC
Newcastle midfielder chased by Liverpool, Everton, and Aston Villa
The Guardian reports that Newcastle winger James Milner is surplus to requirements at St James’ Park and this has got three clubs...
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5 million midfielder flirts heavily with Everton, but is he good enough?
US midfielder Michael Bradley has been batting his eyelids towards Merseyside, hinting heavily that he wouldn’t be opposed to an Everton move....
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Do any Celtic fans actually want Liverpool reject “Hara-Kiri” Kewell?
In times of yore, armies laying siege to a well-fortified citadel would occasionally resort to catapulting rotten plague-infected corpses over the city...
Liverpool FC
Spurs and Everton both chasing Spanish winger
Setanta Sports reckons that Everton and Spurs are both ready to battle it out for Valencia’s Joaquin, who may well turn his...
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Are there any Chelsea fans that actually liked Ten Cate?
He was to be the glass-chewing “bad cop” to shuffling goon Avram Grant’s “good cop”, but it appears that Chelsea don’t want...
Chelsea FC
Tottenham on verge of replacing hapless Robinson
The Times reports that Juande Ramos is in the running to sign young French goalie Hugo Lloris from Nice. Tottenham will have...
Tottenham FC
Mourinho will return to Chelsea…
…To nab all their players ! The Times reports that the slick Portugeezer will be named manager of Inter Milan shortly, and...
Chelsea FC
Is Chelsea skipper really happy now he scored for England?
Surely no one in their right mind thinks that John Terry’s goal for England against the US makes up for his penalty...
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Chelsea’s John Terry has the memory of a goldfish…
It was only last week that Chelsea’s captain was a snotty mess of tears and guilt after slipping and sending the Londoners’...
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Ex-Chelsea boss ‘would have won league’ without Mourinho
Moping hangdog Avram Grant is starting to feel very sorry for himself indeed, and to be fair he has every right to...
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