…To nab all their players! The Times reports that the slick Portugeezer will be named manager of Inter Milan shortly, and after he rattles off some choice egg-related epigrams to the bemused Italian press, he will no doubt begin the task of bringing in some new faces to boost Inter’s already obese squad. And top of Jose’s list is none other than Mr Frank Lampard Jr, with Messrs Drogba and Carvalho also getting his juices going.
So will those three answer the call of their footballing spiritual guide, and what will Chelsea look like with their spine ripped out?