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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
World’s biggest diver to manage Chelsea?
The Telegraph are linking legendary German diving goalscorer Jurgen Klinsmann with the now vacant Chelsea hotseat. Apparently Chelsea were utterly undeterred by...
Chelsea FC
Is Kenwright the sole reason Moyes’ Everton contract remains unsigned?
The actors union Equity has lashed out at Everton chairman and theatre luvvy Bill Kenwright, claiming that he is the “the worst...
Everton FC
Money and contract becoming an issue for yet another Arsenal midfielder
Looks like the latest player to knock on shell-shocked Arsene Wenger’s door asking for a ‘little chat’ is Cesc Fabregas, the jewel...
Arsenal FC
Tottenham set to beat Chelsea and Manchester City to 11M starlet
According to the Guardian, Juande Ramos is set to add yet another option to Tottenham’s already proliferated roster of attacking talent with...
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Everton – ski? Russian Fat-Cat to buy ‘The People’s Club’
A slow but steady rumour cloud is forming over Goodison Park with a gaggle of sources claiming that there are some ‘high...
Everton FC
Former Arsenal midfielder reiterates: “I didn’t go for the money”
Ex-Arsenal midfielder Mathieu Flamini has been blabbing to the Independent about how much fun he is going to have at AC Milan,...
Arsenal FC
Would this Newcastle striker really resort to joining an MLS side?
Ex-Toon coach John Carver is somehow planning to convince Newcastle United’s Shola Ameobi – who has recently been playing for Stoke on...
Newcastle United FC
Newcastle, Aston Villa, and West Ham all sniff around future England star…
On the subject of Reading there are two things that pretty much everyone is in agreement on: 1) They have had the...
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Why are Blackburn Rovers after this craptastic Spurs player?
Blackburn are apparently in the hunt for Spurs’ mediocre midfielder Hossam Ghaly. After spending some of the season at Derby County, you...
Tottenham FC
Everton’s Moyes linked with a steaming pile of…
Russian side CSKA Moscow have a barrel-load of Brazilians at their club (six the last time I checked) and the press seem...
Everton FC
Man City are still sniffing around Scolari
Despite the fact that Swedish lothario Sven Goran Eriksson is still “officially” Manchester City boss, Thaksin Shinawatra and his entourage are still...
Manchester City
Is Chelsea owner getting bored of football ownership?
The problem with being a billionaire’s plaything, is that even his favourite toy is going to bore him after a while. So...
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