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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Has Makelele ruined Chelsea’s plans?
The sports pages are brimming with gloriously over-the-top stories (is there a big match on or something ?), The Sun have a...
Chelsea FC Manchester United FC
Aston Villa boss in transfer love triangle with Chelsea and Liverpool…
The Daily Telegraph report that Villa boss Martin O’Neill is in advanced talks with Chelsea’s Steve Sidwell and has used his Ulster...
Liverpool FC Chelsea FC
Will Rooney be a able to handle captaining England?
It looks like England manager Fabio Capello is going to continue his spin the bottle method of deciding proud England’s next football...
England National Team
Looks like Figo won’t be joining QPR
QPR co-owner Formula1 team owner and all round lucky model-shagging get Flavio Briatore has insisted that the Loftus road club will not...
Queens Park Rangers FC
Bilic flirts outrageously with the old firm
Slaven Bilic,coach of Craotia and former West Ham and Everton defender has waltzed into Scotland for an International friendly game and started...
Celtic FC
Jens Lehmann:Please ship this font of all moans out!
Teutonic moan-meister Jens Lehmann needs to hang up his gloves, everyone knows that he is in the twilight of his career and...
Arsenal FC
Both Liverpool and Everton may miss HUGE players for the derby matchup.
Both halves of Merseyside are waking up this morning clutching an empty whisky bottle, nursing a pulsating hangover and a furry tongue,...
Liverpool FC Everton FC
Does anyone want fourth place?
This weekend all three teams fighting for the “glory” of fourth place simultaneously stalled, making the charge for the final Champions League...
Liverpool FC Aston Villa FC
Drogba playing well? About time!
Avram Grant’s response to Didier Drogba’s brilliant double-goal match winning performance on Sunday was akin to a cantankerous old duffer being woken...
Chelsea FC
Has Mascherano torched Liverpool’s season?
It is somewhat ironic that Javier Mascerano, the man talked about for the past week or so as the largely unsung keystone...
Liverpool FC Manchester United FC
Frank Sinatra set to splurge on glamour at Man City
Man City owner Thaksin Shinawatra is set to blow a fat wad of filthy lucre on whatever “glamour” signings he can get...
Manchester City
Tottenham 2-0 Portsmouth; three things you learned from this match?
So Tottenham, far from struggling in their lame duck end of the season, have been rattling off some good results against some...
Tottenham FC