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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Rafa taunts Ferg over Mascherano
Liverpool’s furry chinned supremo Rafa B, has claimed that Red is the new Black and that Mascherano is the new Keane. Rafa...
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Juande Ramos needs to work on his rants…
Juande Ramos may have done a good job turning the creaking Tottenham ship around with his fancy continental fitness regimes – witness...
Tottenham FC
Introducing your child’s perfect role model: Mr Cashley Cole
Avram Grant conveniently forgot about Ashley Cole’s litany of misdeeds when he today proclaimed that Cole – top of most people’s imaginary...
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King Kev: I am not a clueless git!
Kevin Keegan today wildly lashed out at his critics like a Toon King Lear, and you have to be sorry for the...
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Cristiano Ronaldo is the new Maradona
…So says Sir Alex Ferguson, who started frothing at the mouth over his young Portuguese winger when asked if he would beat...
Manchester United FC
Can you hear Wenger’s banshee wail?
A headline in The Sun today is the slightly mouth frothingly exaggerated “Wenger’s Arsenal war cry” with the Frenchman claiming that since...
Arsenal FC
Sir Alex: Chelsea should stop mobbing refs!
It appears that Sir Alex has no shame, nor has he ever been introduced to the word “hypocrite” either. Yesterday the Lord...
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Thierry Henry is a bunny boiler.
Thierry Henry is now confidently predicting that Arsenal will storm all the way to Premier League glory – with the French star...
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Rafa gets some early jabs in before the Man Utd game…
Liverpool gaffer Rafa Benitez has had a sly swipe at his opposite number S’Alex Ferguson mere days before the two rivals butt...
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Rafa B chases the new Stevie G!
Whilst sifting through the erudite musings of the Daily Mail sports journos I stumbled over the fact that Rafa Benitez is running...
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Ashley Cole apologises for being a prime git.
Chelsea’s number one obnoxious brat, Ashley Cole, has apologised to Alan Hutton for his tackle on him during his side’s 4-4 draw...
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LA’s Beckham and Arsenal’s Walcott in squad – an insult to England fans!
So England manager Fabio Capello started out like all the rest, making big promises amid feverish press speculation, but now the Italian’s...
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