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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Arteta: perfect player – crap hair! Rafa: annoying manager, rancid beard!
There are two hair arrangements that have really pissed me right off this season. As an Evertonian, the first is glaringly obvious;...
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Ashley Cole: Football’s Augustus Gloop turns dirty…
Ashley Cole, football’s Augustus Gloop – a greedy money obsessed swine, as evidenced by his seedy meeting and illegal at the Royal...
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Rafa Benitez in sarcasm shocker
Furry chinned Rafa the gaffer has hit out at the sheer madness of top international players remaining at the mercy of international...
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Robbie Keane fined £120,000 for being a petulant brat.
Spurs striker Robbie Keane is facing a metaphorical smack on the arse for his moany theatrics when he was substituted in Tottenham’s...
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Everton sign future England captain.
Every news outlet with a pulse, and some without, is reporting that Everton have signed up young defensive starlet Jack Rodwell on...
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Tuesday’s Transfer Rumours
Today’s turgid transfer twaddle… Chelsea fat-boy Frank Lampard wants a new contract deal at least as porcine as his belly. The Chubster...
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Chelsea and Man Utd hunt Villa
The Sun reckons that Spanish striker David Villa is set to jump the Valencia ship and swim for the safety of either...
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Mark “The Saviour of Liverpool” Clattenburg is named Chelsea – Arsenal ref – anyone happy about this?
The Daily Mail gleefully reports that Mark Clattenburg, the ref who so royally fluffed up the Merseyside derby (and was accused by...
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Flamini’s love for Arsenal is long-term
Cesc Fabregas’ midfield chaperone Mathieu Flamini has pledged eternal love to his Arsenal overlords. The French midfielder told the Guardian: “Do I...
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The Moyesiah loves his Timmy Howard! Were United wrong to let him go?
The Daily Mail reports that Everton boss Davie Moyes thinks that his rock, Tim Howard, is one of the key elements in...
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Loony Toon Joey Barton isn’t allowed into the city of Liverpool – good decision?
Madcap midfielder Joey Barton will not be permitted to partake in the Newcastle v Liverpool game at Anfield; it appears that as...
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West Ham may owe Joorabchian some more Tevez dosh…
In the deal that keeps on taking, Carlos Tevez and his transfer to Manchester United is stirring up even more controversy. Apparently...
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