Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Chelsea to buy AC Milan star for world record fee: a load of Kaka?
The Guardian were one of he first to break the news that Chelsea have been getting very serious with AC Milan over...
Chelsea FC
Spurs defender in seismic rejection of Sunderland
Roy Keane’s masterplan is crumbling already, his devilishly clever idea of buying in bulk from Spurs looked to be a good idea....
Tottenham FC Sunderland AFC
Mourinho won’t take “no” for an answer for Chelsea’s Lampard…
Jose Mourinho has been pretty clear about his desire to take Frank Lampard to Inter Milan, and he won’t let the little...
Chelsea FC
Sunderland’s Keane to bid £23million for 4 Spurs players – Is this LUNACY OR GENIUS??
Sunderland boss Roy Keane clearly fancies buying in bulk – he’s sidled up to Tottenham boss Juande Ramos and offered him £23...
Tottenham FC Sunderland AFC
Newcastle want West Ham’s Anton Ferdinand, and they’re ready to offer swapsies!
King Kev fancies a defender with class, technique, and that certain “ooomph” not seen at St James’ Park since Philip Albert skated...
West Ham FC Newcastle United FC
Newcastle United are desperate for players!
The Independent reckons that Newcastle United have missed out in their quest for Pablo Aimar’s signature ....
Newcastle United FC
Good news Everton fans! With this signing Phil Neville might not have to play defensive mid after all!
Hold on to your hats everyone; this has been a long time coming. All summer there has been an eerie silence around...
Everton FC
Is Bobby Z just the beginning of a West Ham clearout?
Bobby Zamora yesterday left West Ham and joined Fulham, and the striker was seemingly unable to prevent himself from having a little...
Fulham FC West Ham FC
Queiroz does the dirty on Manchester United!
Carlos Queiroz, possibly the most aggressive defender of Ronaldo’s position as a Man Utd player in the face of Real Madrid interest,...
Manchester United FC
Chelsea’s star striker has to decide if he’s happy – or he’s out!
The Guardian reports that Chelsea’s Ivorian ace Didier Drogba has a mere 10 days to decide whether he is happy at Stamford...
Chelsea FC
Will Howard be able to stay as Everton’s number one?
The Sun, along with a number of more reputable papers, are reporting that Davie Moyes is set to wrap up the signing...
Everton FC
Everton line up most important signing of the summer…
The thundering press hordes are reporting that Everton are very close to securing their most important signing ....
Everton FC