Roy Keane’s masterplan is crumbling already, his devilishly clever idea of buying in bulk from Spurs looked to be a good idea. Until Younes Kaboul broke from the pack and declared, via the medium of his agent, that he has far better options than grotty Sunderland…
The 22year old Frenchman issued a sniffy rebuttal through his agent Rudy Raba:
`Younes wouldn’t join Sunderland even if there was an earthquake. We have more interesting options than Sunderland. Don’t even think about it.’ (Daily Mail)
This statement was not only cruel on poor old Sunderland, but pretty nonsensical too. Rudy needs to fill us in on the details of this hypothetical earthquake and why even that wouldn’t cpmpel Kaboul to play for Sunderland. Is Rudy suggesting that Sunderland is such a craptastic town that even if the rest of the world was razed to the ground he wouldn’t go there?