Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
COS Big Up – August 19, 2008
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COS Big Up – August 07, 2008
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COS Big Up – August 05, 2008
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COS Big Up – July 31, 2008
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COS Big Up – July 30th, 2008
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COS Big Up – July 29, 2008
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The S*n crowns Everton as the “girliest” team in the Premier League…
The S*n has today crowned Everton the girliest team in the Premier League ....
Everton FC
Arsenal star is still angling for a move…
It looks like Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger had a tête-à-tête with wantaway striker Emmanuel Adebayor yesterday, but the meeting did little to...
Arsenal FC
Barcelona star turns his nose up at a move to West Ham
Eidur Gudjohnsen has sniffily rejected West Ham’s amorous advances and instead would prefer to stay at the Camp Nou ....
West Ham FC
COS Big Up – July 22, 2008
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Everton FC Cardiff City FC
Newcastle to bid for ex-Arsenal star; would he move to the north-east?
Kevin Keegan definitely has a thing for players with more than a bit of attacking panache, so a player like José Antonio...
Arsenal FC Newcastle United FC
A second club joins the race for Spurs’ Berbatov, and they could pip Man Utd to his signature!
The Lord of the Ferg’s ruddy cheeks have just turned molten orange at news of this potential outrage…The Daily Mail today presents...
Tottenham FC Manchester United FC