The COS Big Up brings you a daily batch of our favourite stories. Avast ye mateys!
Joey Barton; part-time footballer, full-time loon; Studs Up has brought us a two day spectacular on Newcastle’s very own Loonmaster General…Today Joey decides to eat an infant. (Studs Up)
Talking of nutters, don’t you find it outrageously coincidental that Tennis nutter Marat Safin and football nutter Duncan Ferguson have never been seen together in the same room? That’s because they are the same person! (Blue Kipper)
…And if it is crap lookalikes that you prefer, then try this one on for size, Stephen Ireland and….a wig-less Stephen Ireland! (Who ate all the pies?)
It looks as if Wayne Rooney’s missus fancies herself as a bit of a DJ. If she had a day job, we’d be telling her not to give it up. (The Spoiler)
The Offside, the masters of video hilarity, brings us a glorious clip of a goal scored by the South Korean ‘keeper against the Ivory Coast. (The Offside)