Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Dimi no-mates is shunned by the Spurs squad…
It looks like the Spurs squad has given sulky striker Dimitar Berbatov the silent treatment after he was dropped (or did he...
Newcastle’s Milner: “I’m a decent player – Get me out of here!”
Looks like James Milner fancies a bit of a change, and has tossed a transfer request the way of his manager Kevin...
Tottenham hold out for £30m for Berba…How high should Man Utd go?
The battle for Berbatov looks to be coming to a head as the transfer window is only open for a few more...
Everton’s “woe is me” summer continues as Newcastle look to nab their transfer target…
That Everton have had a horrific summer is a given. Up until yesterday, they hadn’t signed anyone, despite watching a carousel of...
Newcastle’s Little Mickey needs to impress Fabio Capello on Saturday
It looks like little Mickey Owen is going to face trial by fire on Saturday, as he’ll not only have to test...
Everton and Manchester City tussle over Chelsea star…
It looks like Mark Hughes and David Moyes are set to go head to head over Chelsea’s Sean Wright-Phillips, a man who...
Moyes lines up his second signing, a mystery Ghanaian!
Everton’s summer has been chronicled by two fan sites; Toffeeweb and Blue Kipper. While the Official Everton site has been glumly sitting...
Rejoice! Everton agree deal for their first signing this summer – a right back on a free!?!?
Yes, Everton fans, the club’s official website has broken their hermit-like silence to announce their first transfer of the summer !< --more-->...
“You had me at hello” Frenchman tells Arsenal…
New Arsenal recruit Samir Nasri has admitted that although a throng of other clubs were sniffing around him, as soon as Arsenal...
Dodgy guttersnipe paper has a pop at Everton’s David Moyes…
The Daily Mail aka The Daily Hate Mail has today had a pop at David Moyes aka the Moyesiah, for his shambling...
COS Big Up – August 25, 2008
The COS Big Up brings you a daily batch of our favourite stories. Avast ye mateys ! Studs Up takes a look...
COS Big Up – August 20th, 2008
The COS Big Up brings you a daily batch of our favourite stories. Avast ye mateys ! Studs Up has a look...