Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Will El Tel snub the Newcastle job?
Newcastle United are pretty rudderless at the moment; no manager, an owner who wants to sell, and freshly dumped out of the...
Newcastle United FC
COS Big Up – September 22, 2008
The COS Big Up brings you a daily batch of our favourite stories. Avast ye mateys ! Studs Up riffs on Tottenham‘s...
Tottenham FC
Is Damien Comolli the man to blame at Spurs?
Tottenham are an amazing team. Under the stewardship of Martin Jol they were a lasagne away from gatecrashing the Champions League party....
Tottenham FC
As Liverpool are denied Gerrard’s 100th goal, what’s the betting he gets it against Everton?
Liverpool star Stevie G scored his 100th goal for the club against Stoke yesterday, and ref Andre Marriner even allowed Gerrard to...
Liverpool FC Everton FC
COS Big Up – September 19, 2008
The COS Big Up brings you a daily batch of our favourite stories. Avast ye mateys ! Studs Up takes a look...
Chelsea FC
Since when were Everton’s defence so abysmal?
What’s happened, Moyes ? Everton, the team described as “the sado-masochists of Europe” by the Guardian‘s Andy Hunter after last night’s shoddy...
Everton FC
Even Hughton doesn’t fancy the Newcastle job!
Beaten last week by Hull, facing a fan revolt and sporting a beer-guzzling owner who just released a wordy essay on why...
Newcastle United FC
What do you make of Ramos’ Spurs excuse – that his boys need time to gel?
The Daily Mail reports that Juande Ramos, after having successfully steered Tottenham to what is now their third successive craptastic start to...
Tottenham FC
Zola’s job just got harder: West Ham United star KOd for month with gammy ankle…
New West Ham boss Gianfranco Zola has a little problem on his hands. News has trickled into the COS favela that Hammers...
West Ham FC
Are Manchester United fans glory-hunting lemmings for applauding Ronaldo’s return?
One of the most soul-destroying elements of the summer just passed for residents of the British Isles was undoubtedly the agonisingly tortuous...
Manchester United FC
Liverpool stalwart Carra lays into Rafa AND American paymasters…
Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher’s biography is out today and, over the last week, certain juicy segments of his tome have oozed into...
Liverpool FC
Sean Wright-Phillips could still move to Everton or Man City
Some very weird things are happening to ickle Shaun Wright Phillips. Firstly he is kicked to the curb by ruthless Big Phil...
Chelsea FC Manchester City