Top Five Fat Footballers

3. Neville Southall

When someone is described as a ‘unit’ it’s usually reserved for people like Southall. Lithe and cat like in his prime, his face somehow didn’t suit his well honed physique. He set about changing that as the years passed by adding a few spare tyres.

Goalkeepers can usually get away with adding a few layers, but Big Nev, emphasis on the big, took it to the next level.